Want to know how to become the most important poet in America over night? Jim Behrle has the answer: How you can become the most important poet in America overnight.
Here's a snippet:
There are many paths through the art. Having enough money to sit in a log cabin all day watching foxes make out, with berries on one’s breath. Having an entire university beneath one’s command. Ability to drag friends in for a little merlot and sloppy sex with students.
This is perhaps my favorite part:
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